If there ever was a book to burn. . .

Mr. Simpson,

In response to your new book, "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened", I gather either you miss the spot light shining on your quickly balding head or you feel the need to purge your evil, maniacal, acidic, bowel-devouring, guilty conscience onto paper for us all to see, but there's really no need Mr. Simpson. We already know your story; we watched it on TV ten years ago and we're not interested in your self-serving re-run. If you really feel the need to put the pen to paper, why don't you write something we'd enjoy reading; like your own obituary.

Wholeheartedly,
Tiffany

P.S. Just wondering. . . . how do your kids feel about you writing how you would have killed their mother. . . you know, if you had done it.