Thin the herd!

And another idiot joins the competition for this year's Darwin Award. This is classic.

Click here to Read how a blind man dies when he drives an ATV into a tree.

Gators have rights too!

So the indignity of ending up as some Mexican's belt buckle isn't bad enough? Now the poor gator must live with the fear of being gutted in front of crowd as paramedics retrieve what had been his lunch because some idiot couldn't read the "Beware of Alligators" sign posted where he decided to snorkel. Absolute injustice! Has the gator contacted the ACLU? Well, of course not - HE'S DEAD!

Full story here.

Excuses. . . .

Reading my last post I don't know what is more embarrassing. . . . that its been four months since I last posted something or that it has taken me four months to lose twenty pounds. Maybe if I didn't lose and gain the last five pounds over and over at least three different times my gut wouldn't still be eclipsing the view of my shoes, but as they say. . . . . slow and steady wins the race. Unless you're not actually moving.

And on the writing aspect, its not that I have had anything to write about. Almost daily I find myself saying, "I've got to write about this on the blog", but when (almost) no one is actually reading what I type I find its almost impossible to tear myself away from a Tivo'd episode of Hell's Kitchen and pen something brilliantly witty. But I will try to do better. For the one or two of you that occasionally drop by.