You know those cartoons where the Sylvester the Cat sits down on something hot but doesn't realize it until after he smells his tail burning? That's kinda what I felt like as Adam snuck up on me with his first ever joke. Really, I should have seen this coming, but considering I was explaining a Knock Knock joke earlier this week, it really came out of the blue. And speaking of blue, I present to you Adam's maiden voyage into rehearsed comedy:Hey Mom, what's your name?
Tiffany.
What color is the sky?
Blue.
What's the opposite of down?
Up.
Tiffany blew up! Hahahahahahah!!!
And because every good comedian knows when to keep it clean and when to go blue (no pun intended), he waited to whisper the "other way to say the joke" in my ear. (whispering) You take out the part about the sky and ask them what's the opposite of open. Shut! Tiffany shut up! Hehehehehhe!
The sinister giggle that followed was as priceless as the joke.
Tiffany.
What color is the sky?
Blue.
What's the opposite of down?
Up.
Tiffany blew up! Hahahahahahah!!!
And because every good comedian knows when to keep it clean and when to go blue (no pun intended), he waited to whisper the "other way to say the joke" in my ear. (whispering) You take out the part about the sky and ask them what's the opposite of open. Shut! Tiffany shut up! Hehehehehhe!
The sinister giggle that followed was as priceless as the joke.
1 comment:
I'm tired of looking at that horse's big mouth. Would you please get un-busy, working wife and mother, and do a little more creative writing? I miss laughing with you.
Keren
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