Me: I’m checking back because I called a couple of days ago to see if my son needed anymore shots before he starts Kindergarten this year and I haven’t heard back from anyone.
Woman: Mmmm. . . Let me check. Nope, he’s all up to date.
Me: Really? I thought at his check-up last year they said he would need two more shots before he starts school this year.
Woman: Yes, he’ll need two more at his 5-year check-up.
Me: So he does need two more shots before he starts school?
Woman: Yes. He will get them at his 5-year check up.
Me: Yes, but his birthday and his check-up aren’t until a week after school starts so can we come in early just to get the shots?
Woman: No, we can’t give them until he’s five.
Me: He’s five in like, two weeks.
Woman: We can’t give them to him until he’s five.
Me: But the school district requires that he have them before he starts so what should I do?
Woman: (Silence)
Me: You guys won’t give me the shots and the school won’t let him start without them so WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO?
Woman: I’ll send the question back to the nurse, but I really don’t know how to help you.
I so don't need this shit right now.
1 comment:
Ah, the evil curse of Adam's birth date continues!! Will it ever end???
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