Thursday, October 02, 2008

ROCK THE VOTE!


Rules vary by state but in Oregon, you must be registered by October 14th to vote (for Barack Obama) in the general election on November 4th. So if you aren't yet registered it's time to get on it, people! It's really, really easy. In fact, in Oregon your lazy ass doesn't even have to leave the house - you can register online and we vote (for Barack Obama) by mail! (Click HERE for info if you don't live in Oregon) So even you recluses out there wearing kleenex boxes on your feet and living vicariously through online episodes of The Girls Next Door can make your voices heard without actually talking to a single, real-live person. It doesn't get easier than this. C'mon guys let's make our self-serving, over-indulgent, lazy, American asses, patriotic, self-serving, over-indulgent, lazy American asses for once in our lives!

(Ba)ROCK THE VOTE!

I am voting for Barack Obama and I approve this message.

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